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witwitch:

temenggong-binturong:

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

I want double luck

(via vintagewoe)

Tumblr Code.

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

(via nightxvision)

im-another-social-casualty:

inspired by Deadpool

(via muketrash)

5sostfln:

tbh ever since luke_is_a_penguin died nothing has been the same in this fandom

larriesuffer:

Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

(via nigerians)

So……

bookipsies:

castielsteenwolf:

rikkipoynter:

wanderingstrider:

…..I am on the verge of being suspended from my one job…..

because….

a woman complained to both my manager and the store manager and the assistant store manager that I was being rude and ignoring her while I was on till and cashing her through because I wasn’t talking to her when she was talking to me……

I’m Deaf. 

I have a sticker that I can put on my till and a pin that I put on my uniform that says DEAF so that people know. The packer who was packing up her groceries told her I was Deaf and her response to him was ‘She should learn to listen better if she is going to work in the service industry.’ My packer then tried to continue to explain to which the lady told him that it was still my responsibility to have a conversation with her if she wanted one and that instead of watching the screen to see if her groceries scanned through I should listen to the beeps that way I can talk to her. 

3 times my packer explained to her that I physically am unable to hear and no matter what I won’t be able to pay attention to both what she is trying to tell me and to the computer to make sure all the groceries went through. 

And still she complained. 

And now because she complained to both the store managers and the front end manager they might have to put me on suspension for 3 days because of it. 

What fucking bullshit audist society do we live in?????

Hell fucking no.

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

I’m pretty sure you can sue them for that? What the fuck?

You can definitely take legal action I would look up the Americans with Disabilities Act (assuming that you live in America) and that should give you a better idea of your rights ESPECIALLY with your employer. 

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goodcharltte:

goodcharltte:

when outer space ends and you’re waiting for carry on to start and you gotta sit through the ocean sounds

stop reblogging this 5sos might see this and drag me

(via beecosmic)

irwinpvnk:

Lmao I’ve been so busy I forgot to send an email for the jbh thing and if that doesn’t sum up my life

commongayboy:

Straight men are getting there very slowly…

(via macleod)

If you are in Paris…

official-deutschland:

official-deutschland:

• stay inside unless it is absolutely necessary to exit
  
• follow #PorteOuverte on Twitter if you need or can provide shelter
• do not use phone lines to keep them free for emergencies

•  do NOT post about police actions on social media, if you see someone posting about it, report them or tell them to delete the post. Avoid informing the terrorists.
  
• ONLY use the #PorteOuverte hashtag if you are offering or seeking shelter. Right now it is flooded with people outside Paris talking about how good the find the idea. This makes it impossible for Parisians to use the tag.
  

(via fag)